Here's a list of weird laws in Washington state that I found:


-It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
-No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
-Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.
-It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
-X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
-All lollipops are banned. (BLASPHEMY)
-A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
-It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
-People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
-All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
-It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
-One may not spit on a bus.
-When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. (BLASPHEMY)
-You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.